So, just a heads up. This specific review was originally written at a time when I didn’t count on falling behind on reviews, so my solution was to cram them into a single post. However, I hated the way they turned out, so now I’m putting them into their own reviews. In short, this review is going to be crazy short. With that said, let’s carry on.
Starring: Salma Hayek (HOW TO BE A LATIN LOVER , SAUSAGE PARTY , DESPERADO , and the upcoming THE HITMAN’S BODYGUARD ) and John Lithgow (MISS SLOANE , INTERSTELLAR , SHREK , and upcoming films DADDY’S HOME 2  and PITCH PERFECT 3 ). In support: Connie Britton (AMERICAN ULTRA , and TV shows NASHVILLE and AMERICAN HORROR STORY), Chloë Sevigny (THE DINNER , LOVE & FRIENDSHIP , and TV show BLOODLINE), Amy Landecker (DOCTOR STRANGE , DAN IN REAL LIFE , and TV show TRANSPARENT), Jay Duplass (PAPER TOWNS , and TV shows THE MINDY PROJECT and TRANSPARENT), and David Warshofsky (WILSON , NOW YOU SEE ME 2 , and TAKEN ).
Directing: Miguel Arteta (ALEXANDER AND THE TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE, NO GOOD, VERY BAD DAY , YOUTH IN REVOLT , and THE GOOD GIRL ). Screenwriter: Mike White (NACHO LIBRE , SCHOOL OF ROCK , THE GOOD GIRL , and the upcoming THE EMOJI MOVIE ). Composer: Mark Mothersbaugh (PEE-WEE’S BIG HOLIDAY , ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS: THE ROAD CHIP , THE LEGO MOVIE , and upcoming films THE LEGO NINJAGO MOVIE  and THOR: RAGNAROK ). Cinematographer: Wyatt Garfield (short films and unknown movies)
This is my honest opinion of: BEATRIZ AT DINNER
Beatriz (Salma Hayek) is a massage therapist. She’s had a rough week what with her pet goat killed outside her home and the general stresses of her job at the hospital. But one fateful day, going to a rich neighborhood to take care of frequent client Cathy (Connie Britton), her car breaks down as she tries to leave. Being a gracious host, Cathy invites Beatriz to their dinner party that night to celebrate business deal with their equally rich and infamous Doug Strutt (John Lithgow). Soon, heads clash as Beatriz’s naive and pro-life attitude insights arguments with Doug, who is in love with his job and cares little about hurting others’ feelings.
Damn. In some ways, it’s a letdown, but in others, it delivers exactly what it promises: a minority arguing with a Donald Trump-like figure. Why is it a letdown? Because many of the arguments in the movie are pretty contrived and predictable. The movie has solid character-setup. We get a great sense of who Beatriz is when she’s introduced. She’s an animal lover and a passionate healer. When we meet Doug, he’s an asshole and a pig because he’s a rich white guy and he’s shameless about it. But as soon as they’re sitting down enjoying the dinner, you know that the arguments are coming. I know, that’s the whole point of the movie, but every fight ends with Beatriz apologizing and promising to keep a cool head, only to go ballistic again. Granted, for different reasons, but you’d think the first blowup would be indication enough of what kind of company she’s a part of and it makes little sense that she’d stick around. Even when she agrees to stay out of the way for the duration of the party, it’s still never enough for her to keep her mouth shut and continue to be a semi-ungracious guest. Don’t get me wrong, Lithgow is a fiendishly charming guy and Hayek probably delivers the best performance she’s had in recent memory. There is a passionate drive behind this movie and you can feel it in the insensitive-in-a-good-way comedy. I think in different character circumstances, this would have been a truly effective film. As is, it’s not bad, but it’s something a disappointment. It’s worth seeing, if only for the performances, but I think each important scene wasn’t transitioned into very well and that’s the supposed to be the whole crux of the film. I recommend it as a rental.
My honest rating for BEATRIZ AT DINNER: 3/5